This page really has no purpose but to hold funny anti-Twilight pictures I found. Enjoy. If you find one you want to have on this page, let me know in the comments or email it to me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
The reason I started this blog.
Down for the count.
A guide to telling if it is indeed a vampire.
Oh, Tyler’s van, how we applaud your noble efforts.
The one thing I have in common with Meyer is that I do occasionally enjoy screwing with your minds.
Go get ’em, Harry!
How Twilight should have ended.
If you understand this, you’re mentally stable. Congratulations!
Hipster kitty hated Twilight before it was cool.
I would watch that movie.
Alucard: Slowly rebuilding the vampire name.
Hi, my name is Robert Pattinson and I look like a foot.
I KNEW IT!!!!!
Oh, Kanye, always comin’ through for a sistah in need.
Buffy eats sparkly fairies like you for breakfast, hun.
Admit it, you would totally watch this.
Just in time for the holidays.
Twilight: the story of a girl’s choice between bestiality and necrophilia.
The Chinese know what Twilight’s really about.
The fact that this looks completely unintentional almost makes it funnier.
Either that, or by a really fat kitty who likes to walk on keyboards.
Someone get the popcorn.
Still a better story than…oh, fuck it.
From now on, Draco, would you like to be in charge of stating the obvious?
God bless the internet.
They left out the explosion of the brain when you realize it’s a two-parter.
Somehow I knew this would find its way around eventually.
There are two different pictures?!?
Oh, Cedric, we hardly knew ye.
Lord Bless Joss Whedon.
And being so damn creepy.