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Alright, Supernatural fans, Twilight haters, or appreciators of Robert Pattinson: Go sign this petition! It’s trying to get Pattinson to play a vampire hunter on Supernatural, which I think would be all kinds of beautiful and amazing, given that we all know he hated Twilight. The petition only needs about 11,000 signatures (it already has over 35,000) so there’s a very real chance it could reach people who have the power to make this happen. So go! Sign!

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Because the world apparently hates me, my email has decided to quit on me. Normally, this wouldn’t be a problem, but I store all my reviews in the drafts folder on my gmail. So you can probably see where this is going. Fortunately, I will have the problem fixed by Friday, so we’ll be back on track review-wise next week.

In the meantime, have some pictures of Jensen Ackles looking pretty.

Hey, guys! How are you doing? I really wish I could be giving you chapter 12 right now. Honest. But, unfortunately, while I was out of town, my computer derped the fuck out and erased most everything, including my half-finished chapter 12 review. So, you are just going to have to wait another week. If you want some more funny shit, go check out rantaholics.tumblr.com. It’s my new tumblog where I talk about things I don’t like. In the meantime, a friend did me a lovely work that I think deserves to be published here. I give you:

 

BEAR WITH WOLF LEGS!

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Hey, guys! After a couple of weeks to write and relax, I’ve decided that I will start posting again next Wednesday. Yes, you are correct: Breaking Dawn is coming to town. With a vengeance. Seriously. You have no idea how bad this book actually is. I hope you guys all had nice a nice Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Whatever you celebrate. (If anyone asks, the best gift I received was a new bracelet, and totally not a wonderful talking Captain America action figure, no siree.)

But whatever, I’m posting again next Wednesday and you should totally be there. Here’s a couple Twilight LOLs to tide you over.

A perfect summary.

A hundred internetz to the first person who gets the reference.

Along with blood, vampires also need a healthy dose of teen angst and morning announcements.

 

 

 

Right now, my computer is being a little bitch.

I also start school in a week and a half.

Due to the unfortunate combination of circumstances, there are probably not going to be any reviews for the next week and a half. I know, I suck, but I just don’t have time to give a damn about Bella’s petty melodrama. Besides, the fact that I’m only halfway through one of the most godawful books I’ve ever read just makes me die a little inside.

TL;DR, I’m taking a short break. Here is a picture of some cute kittens.

I unearthed this little gem while trolling around the other day. Flame a fansite, engage in argument, or if you’re really crazy, take it to the premiere of Breaking Fail, part deux, and see how long it takes you to incite the Twitards enough to fill in your entire board! (And please forgive me for taking so damn long with the Eclipse reviews. That is all.)

This is just too easy.

What next?

Posted: February 17, 2012 in Other crap
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I think it’s time that I need to seriously start considering WTF I’m going to do after Twilight. The way I look at it, I have a few options.

1. Read and review The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner

2. Read and review Midnight Sun

3. Take William’s Twilight Challenge to heart

4. Curl up on my couch and pretend I’ve never even heard of Twilight for the sake of my fragile sanity

Since I’m a nutbag, I’ll let you decide my fate. (That’s how much I care.)

Go forth! Vote!